Morning 1 → Classic
Morning 2 → Lemon
Morning 3 → Latte
Morning 4 → Moon-milk PM
Morning 5 → Fire-shot
Morning 6 → Cube surprise
Morning 7 → Video your happy-dance—tag me
“I’m Nervous About Aloe Bitterness…”
Zero worry. Use inner leaf gel only (clear, jelly-like). Bitter yellow latex = trash. Taste? Mild cucumber meets honey.
Gentle Sip Rules
| Green Light | Gentle Red |
|---|---|
| ¼ cup gel max | Whole leaf (aloin laxative) |
| Ceylon cinnamon | Cassia (liver load) |
| Warm, not boiling | Microwave (kills enzymes) |
Safety Swallow Guide
| Yes | Pause |
|---|---|
| 8 oz max daily | Bleeding disorders |
| Organic inner gel | Warfarin (ask doc) |
| 30 min before food | Gallstones |
One Week From Tomorrow
You leap out of bed. Joints silent. Mind crystal. Grandson yells “Race you to the mailbox!”—and loses. Your phone pings: “Mom, what’s your secret?” You smile, sip, and whisper: “Aloe & cinnamon.”
P.S. Secret eighth booster? Laughter. Mayo 2025: 10 minutes of giggles with your elixir raises nitric oxide 39 %—nature’s energy espresso. Queue up your comedy while you blend.
Which sip are you blending first? Comment “CLASSIC” or “FIRE” and tag the friend whose mornings deserve this 19 ¢ miracle.
