4: Sage

Plant a transplant that receives full sun. The soil requires better drainage than your kitchen sink and prefers neutral to slightly alkaline soil.
Furthermore, Sage rejects your well-meaning water offers as it prefers drought. Prune it frequently, or watch as it grows unkempt like your ex.
Quick tip: In my garden, sage does best when I ignore it. I give it a light drink right after planting, then back off completely. The less attention it gets, the happier it seems.
5: Oregano

Oregano is simple, requiring only full sun. Its robust nature demands you contain it, or it will conquer the bed, like your cat. Get a small transplant and place it in full sun. Trim the herb back frequently to encourage strong growth and ensure powerful flavor.
Quick tip: I always let the soil dry out before watering again, oregano tastes stronger that way. Too much water makes the leaves go bland, so a little neglect actually improves the flavor.
If you want a little help knowing which herbs truly depend on regular pruning, we put together this simple guide.